The Newest Hot Pocket

That might be one Hot Pocket alright! But not the Hot Pocket we are interviewing today.
Focus guys..Here!!! Yoooohooo Down here!! Finally got your attention.



AAAhemmmm!!!! So Funny

This is Linda Loo reporting live from Hot Pocket headquarters in Helena where they just announced the signing of Ruben Mota for a miniscule amount of $3.5M. I swear I would have been a cheaper and more productive buy for the money . Any way the talent does possess some nice hands and some very handsome peepers. Has the stamina, well he will I tell ya and a little power in his speed stroke but let me tell ya he just doesn't muster up. Could make a decent outfielder in time but nothing in the HOF category.