Slobs Spend Millions

Las Vegas - Our hometown Slobs spent $16M on a hopeful Dominican pitching prodigy. General Manager Slobs said he was going to the ends of the Earth to find a future pitcher and that he may have done. Cesar Hernandez, A lefty that sports great control of fastballs, curveballs, changeups, sliders and a nasty cut fastball. It is rumored that only one left handed batter has ever got a hit off him, and the next day he was in the hospital with a broken arm(heresay). Right handed batters also have trouble getting hits off him also, wonder if that is the fear factor. His last stint was in the Dominican Little League where he was 36 - 1 in 37 starts.