First Bonus Baby IFA inks deal

After intense negotiations and a free-for-all by 10 different clubs that left 3 hospitalized, Rico Polonia inks deal for 16.5M with the Iowa City Hawkeyes. Other than an ecstatic GM bcbifflefan, complete details are a little sketchy. bcbifflefan was asked why so much and his reply was " The kid is better than anyone on our roster anywhere!" He does have great control and posseses 3 outstanding pitches, but the splits are worrysome in this reporters view. Also more champagne corks popped later as Iowa City downed Seattle, 6-7, in the clubs season debut. "Reporting live, this is Barbra WaaWaa Channel 8 News.